Everything bad happens to everyone on The Office, and I would rather have every single one of those things happen to me than go to class. Here are a few examples:
1. Burn my foot on a George Foreman Grill.
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2. Spill a hot pot of chili on myself and roll around in it.
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3. Have a garbage bag with a bat in it put on my head.
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5. Get run over by a car.
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6. Have chafed nipples every time I run a 5K for rabies.
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7. Fall in a koi pond.
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8. Walk over/fall on hot coals.
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9. Float on a pond in a blow-up sumo suit.
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10. Be a cat that lives in my owner's desk drawer, only to be taken out and thrown into the ceiling.
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11. Name my baby Astrid.
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12. Get hurt doing the splits.
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13. Spend the night at Schrute Farms.
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14. Declare bankruptcy.
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