The 14 Struggles Of A Bad Cook | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

The 14 Struggles Of A Bad Cook

Can't stop, won't stop. (But actually, it won't stop.)

799
The 14 Struggles Of A Bad Cook

Some people claim they "can't cook" just because they mess up a recipe or char their toast a little. However, constantly making sub-par and inedible food is a daily struggle for those who truly are terrible cooks. These are 13 truths for anyone who can't cook:

1. You burn everything.

No. But you ACTUALLY burn everything. I didn’t even know you could burn pasta.

2. Frozen dinners are everything.

All that frozen-y goodness has such potential.

3. Sometimes you forget you can’t cook…

...until your food turns out to be inedible.

4. You’re used to the smoke alarms going off.

It’s basically just white noise at this point.

5. Your friends pity you.


But you usually have other people cooking for you because they feel bad.

6. Cereal is actually bae.

Bowl. Milk. Cereal. Eat. It’s the easiest and least stressful meal you can possibly make.

7. You get anxiety just thinking about cooking your next meal.

You’re all out of mac and cheese, soup, and pre-made food. What now??

8. You’ve tried it all.

Different recipes, cook books, even watching YouTube videos. Nothing works.

9. Pinterest will never be attainable.

I mean, LOOK AT THAT! How can anyone make food look like that?

10. The microwave is your only friend.

The less buttons the better. It understands what you need it to do and does it fast.

11. You’re often confused by kitchen appliances/tools and how to use them.

What even is this, and it does WHAT?

12. Even the simplest directions seem impossible.

You can Google it, ask someone, or reread a million times... you still don't understand how.

13. Even if you get directions right, there is no guarantee it will taste good.

Somewhere you clearly went wrong.

14. But actually, you BURN EVERYTHING.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over
reference.com

To those who celebrate, you just spent an entire day cooking an elaborate meal with all of your favorite foods. You probably ate your body weight in pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. What happens now? Oh yea, Christmas. It’s time to take out all of the decorations and Christmas themed things that have been sitting in the attic since last year; it’s time to make a reappearance. So, here are 10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

18 Things I Want To Do Now That I'm 18

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

2735
Happy Birthday Cake

For the entirety of my high school career, I was always seen as the goody-two-shoes. I never got in trouble with a teacher, I kept stellar grades, and when I wasn't doing extracurricular activities, I was at home studying. Even when I did go out, it was usually with a bunch of fellow band geeks. The night would end before 11:00 PM and the only controversial activity would be a fight based on who unfairly won a round of Apples-to-Apples when someone else clearly had a better card (I promise I'm not still holding a grudge).

Now that I'm officially an adult, I want to pursue some new things. I want to experience life in a way that I never allowed myself to do prior to entering college. These are the years that I'm supposed to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so what better way to do that than to create a bucket list?

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1632
10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics
Flickr

The holiday season is full of stress, debt, and forced conversation. While we rush through the month of December, it's important to take a step back and enjoy the moments before they're gone. Most families love to watch Christmas movies, but these beloved films provide more than entertainment. Here are 10 life lessons that I've learned from the holiday classics we watch every year.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

200894
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

21329
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments