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14 Signs You're A Makeup Addict

Are you a makeup addict?

Olivia Wabbe

Nov 07, 2016

Iowa State University

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There are far too many things that us makeup addicts can relate to and have experienced. From Sephora to Ulta, we've been through it all. Here is a list of 13, but I think we all know that we have experienced far more than thirteen.

1. You're friends with the manager at Sephora

His name is Derek and he's awesome.

2. When someone invites you to a baking party and you bring your translucent powder

Yeah they meant baking cookies.

3. You're a VIP Rouge at Sephora

I don't even want to know how much we had to spend to achieve this.

4. When someone asks you if they can borrow your highlighter but you tell them no because it cost you $40.00

and now they're wondering when the economy got so bad that a sharpie highlighter costs $40.00.

5. Watching makeup tutorials comes before homework

Math can wait, Jaclyn Hill can't.

6. Walking out of Sephora or Ulta with a hand filled with eyeshadow swatches, lipstick swatches, foundation swatches, mascara swatches, eye liner swatches, nail polish swatches, pretty much everything swatches

It looks like art.

7. When a boy tells you they prefer less makeup so you recommend they stick to a light bb cream and mascara

Oh, you meant you don't like when girls wear a lot of makeup? Good thing we don't care.

8. When someone smells chocolate on you and they ask if they can have a piece, but it's just your Too Faced Chocolate palette and Coco Contour palette

It's awkward to explain to someone that your eyeshadow is chocolate scented, but it's fine.

9. You don't know whether you should take Kat Von D's side or Jefree Star's side

No seriously who's telling the truth?

10. You refrain from crying because your contour is on fleek

Because nothing is sadder than messed up contour.

11. You've mastered the art of putting mascara on while keeping your mouth closed

Now you like slightly less ridiculous.

12. But you still experience sneezing immediately after putting your mascara on

It happens to the best of us.

13. Helping your friends with all their makeup needs

Because you have all the answers.

14. You love makeup more than life

It completes you.

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Are you a makeup addict?

1. You're friends with the manager at Sephora

2. When someone invites you to a baking party and you bring your translucent powder

3. You're a VIP Rouge at Sephora

4. When someone asks you if they can borrow your highlighter but you tell them no because it cost you $40.00

5. Watching makeup tutorials comes before homework

6. Walking out of Sephora or Ulta with a hand filled with eyeshadow swatches, lipstick swatches, foundation swatches, mascara swatches, eye liner swatches, nail polish swatches, pretty much everything swatches

7. When a boy tells you they prefer less makeup so you recommend they stick to a light bb cream and mascara

8. When someone smells chocolate on you and they ask if they can have a piece, but it's just your Too Faced Chocolate palette and Coco Contour palette

9. You don't know whether you should take Kat Von D's side or Jefree Star's side

10. You refrain from crying because your contour is on fleek

11. You've mastered the art of putting mascara on while keeping your mouth closed

12. But you still experience sneezing immediately after putting your mascara on

13. Helping your friends with all their makeup needs

14. You love makeup more than life

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