1. You have to resist the urge to respond to this gif with, "and also with you."
2. You understand the pain associated with this garment designed by Satan himself:
Thirteen-year-olds aren't awkward enough, let's thrown in some plaid.
3. You tried to sit next to your crush during Mass so you could hold hands during the "Our Father."
4. You were thrown for a freaking LOOP when they changed the words to the Nicene Creed.
"Of all things seen and un--I mean visible and invisible."
5. You wondered who would get "the huge one."
Or just like break it into a thousand tiny pieces, that's fine.
6. People are always telling you there's some shit on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.
7. You have post traumatic stress from arriving to Mass after the processional and trying to find a seat.
ALL the judgmental looks.
8. There's a photo of you (or your sister) in this exact outfit hanging in your house:
9. Your parents have a big ass Bible somewhere.
Great use of space.
10. Your Tuesday nights were ruined with CCD.
11. You feel like you can't enjoy red wine.
Something about the blood of Christ really kills my vibe.
12. Your confirmation name was Francis or Bernadette.
And your parents probably guilt tripped you into getting confirmed, even if you only went to church on Easter and Christmas.
