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14 Signs You Are Dating a Burrito

Chipotlaholics, this one's for you.

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14 Signs You Are Dating a Burrito

1. You think about it day and night.

You finally know what passion feels like, and it is encased in a soft flour tortilla. One glance at the Mexican delicacy and you find yourself quietly humming, “when I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be."



2. You are really defensive about it.

When people have the audacity to claim Qdoba is better than Chipotle, hot anger boils up as you silently (or verbally) judge. You feel pity for these individuals who are desperately in need of life re-evaluation.



3. Jealousy is a legitimate issue.

When your roommate walks in with that brown paper bag in hand, the thought of a burrito in the mouth of another human is unfathomable.


4. You are willing to splurge.

“Do you know that guac is going to cost extra?" Obvicado. Yes, Chipotle employee, we are all well aware that indulging in the Mexican exquisiteness of the green avocado-spice fusion involves additional financial investment. But you firmly believe that chivalry isn't dead and are therefore always willing to pay.



5. You are willing to make sacrifices.

If you don't do that load of laundry, you'll have enough quarters for extra guac. Love makes you do crazy things.



6. You're more patient.

The line may be big, but your love is bigger.



7. You like it hot.

Mild or medium may also be acceptable. Salsa and hot sauce galore.


8. You feel the need to post it all over social media.

Your meal or inspirational quote on the bag is all over Snapchat and/or Instagram. Probably with the word “bae-ritto" thrown in there.

9. You get butterflies when you walk into those sleek glass doors.

Entering the sacred temple makes you feel feelings.



10. “Spooning" only matters to you if the spoon is filled with guac.



11. You just cannot get enough.

The only thing better than double chicken is triple chicken.


12. You feel the need for a knight in shining armor.

If by knight, you mean burrito and by shining armor, you mean shining tin foil.

13. You want Chipotle to cater your wedding. You also want Chipotle to be the one you marry.

Legality isn't a concern at this point in time. The logistics will work themselves out. Who wouldn't want to have the Mexican cuisine to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til consumption do you part.

14. The thought of the end is terrifying.

There is a deep pitted feeling of nostalgia you get in your stomach when you are halfway through a burrito bowl.

If any or all of these signs are applicable to your life, you might want to consider updating your Facebook profile because you are in a full-fledged relationship with the Burrito. Congratulations to the both of you.

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