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14 Signs That You're A Business Major

You'd rather shop at J. Crew than Forever 21.

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14 Signs That You're A Business Major
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Like all majors, business has its own stereotypes. We're slackers, we like to party, and all we care about is money. While these are a bit extreme, there are a few signs of a business major that you can spot from across campus (the padfolio is usually a pretty good indicator). Every business major will know that these are a little too true:

1. You carry at least 10 resumes with you at all times

You never know when you'll meet someone important!

2. Your LinkedIn is more active than your Twitter

3. You have nightmares about networking

4. You dress business casual all the time

And everyone always asks you why you're so dressed up.

5. In fact, you own more dress pants than sweat pants

You get more excited about a sale at J. Crew than Forever 21.

6. And if you walk into the business school in street clothes, you feel super out of place

7. Speaking of the business school, you're always there

What is this chemistry building you speak of?

8. Students in other majors just assume you party all the time

No, our major is not a joke major and does require actual work.

9. You have a notebook of all your genius business ideas one day

What are you saying someone already invented a hairbrush that can take selfies? I invented that 2 years ago!

10. Your professors have told you your GPA doesn't matter as long as you know how to network

You basically have an excuse to socialize instead of studying for that test

11. You introduce yourself to new people with your elevator pitch

And you can recite anytime, anywhere.

12. You have a better handshake than a hug

13. You always ask yourself how you can improve something and make money off of it

14. You know you'll be the boss of all the other majors one day

Business majors are the best majors!

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