In June 2014, Kim Kardashian single-handedly ruined, yet bettered my life. She released her first ever mobile game, available for iPhone and Android users. Essentially in this game, you made an avatar, named him/her with some Hollywood-worthy moniker, and started at the bottom and worked your way to the top of the "A List". Sounds simple and kind of fun? It was until it slowly, yet, surely overtook your life, just like it did mine. Here are situations that added to your obsession during your climb to the A List.
You meet Kim for the first time in game, and she offers you a photo shoot. You also realize this is probably the closest you will ever come to meeting Kim Kardashian.
You have to meet the deadline for the photoshoot in Sydney, followed by the appearance in Tokyo, and have a date with your husband all done in the next eight hours to earn Kim's exclusive bikini. But...you're in class all day.
When all Simon offers you is 8 hour-photo shoots (aka the worst gig ever). But, somehow you have to make the paycheck, no matter where it is in the world.
You have about four minutes left to complete your long-standing 24-hour gig, and your game "can't connect".
Willow Pape and Crystal Fletcher try not to only take your fans, gigs, but now your various choices of husbands? Nu-huh honey.
You started on the E-List, and moved up to the B-List within two days, and your friends want to know how you did it...
Sitting in your bed, squinting in deep into your phone, attempting to speed up whatever date with whatever guy you're with.
Willow trashing you online, and taking your fans with her? Not today Willow, not today.
Your husband calls you, saying he misses you and your smile. Hon, you don't see me calling you.
When you level up in the middle of an extra long photo shoot/commercial shoot/date.
You go out with friends, and while they're throwing back number-whatever drink for the night, and you're just sitting back playing Kim K.
When Maria calls you for the third time in the week, with another "scandal". Next question: are we taking the high road or the low road?
Spending dollar after dollar of your actual money to earn more K-Stars for the newest exclusive Balmin dress. It's an exclusive item Mom!
When your friends ask you when you'll finally stop your addiction.