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14 Reasons Why Olan Rogers Is The Absolute Best

There's a reason he's called The Master Commander, folks.

Tiarra Rossman
Oct 17, 2016
Pennsylvania State University
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14 Reasons Why Olan Rogers Is The Absolute Best
Olan Rogers

For those who don't know, Olan Rogers is an internet sensation. He's reached the top by sharing his unforgettably hilarious stories and charming the world with his adorable laugh.

There's a reason he's called The Master Commander, folks.

1. I laugh until I cry or pee, or both, during every single one of his stories

2. He works extremely hard for everything he's earned, and is constantly lifting others up; watch this

3. Those dimples

4. He laughs at himself, which has to be the most precious thing on the planet

5. He throws fan appreciation nights, with free pizza, people, FREE PIZZA. Where he stands for hours on end to meet all of his fans

6. When I met I him, I sobbed like an injured goat and he just hugged me and embraced it

7. He then proceeded to take my phone and take 118 selfies (while I continued to sob like an injured goat)

8. He rescues animals

9. And loves them a whole lot

10. Every time I've ordered from his site, he throws in a lollipop or a something extra, every single time

11. He gives away free signed posters

12. People love him so much they name their babies after him

13. Basically he just cares a lot about the people that support him

14. Also, that bod

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