As I head into the second half of my junior year at Butler, I'd like to say that I have a handle on pretty much everything about this wonderful school. I feel like I know the ins and outs of the campus, but that doesn't mean that there aren't unanswered questions about some parts of the campus that I feel need to be addressed...
1. Why does Ross Hall perpetually smell like dirty socks?
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2. Why does it feel like fountain hopping was a thing since the beginning of time?
3. Is it a job requirement for parking police to hate children, and happiness?
4. Was the class registration system designed to cause as much stress and chaos as possible?
5. Do professors have meetings at the beginning of the semester to plan all their tests during the same week just to ruin our lives?
6. When will the Starbucks line stop winding out the door?
7. Have Butler professors heard of syllabus week?
8. When will the campus ever stop flooding?
9. Will there come a day when Jordan Hall ever stop being a construction zone?
10. Who was the jerk that thought of I Lot parking? I mean, that walk is cruel and unusual punishment.
11. Is there ever going to be a day when the temperature in Jordan Hall finds the balance between sweltering and ice cold?
12. Why are we accepting so many students but still only have one main dining hall?
13. And speaking of A town, who decided dinner should shut down at 7:30?
14. Why can no other college even come close to being as cool as Butler?
Once a dawg, always a dawg.
