Thanksgiving has passed, and we have all gone through the dreaded interegation at the dinner table. Here are 14 questions you were most likely asked this holiday.
1. How is school going?
School is going great, I have seen every season of my favorite show twice.
2. Why are you still single?
Well, you know I have been working on my studies, no time for love.
3. You look good, have you been working out?
I hit the gym like once or twice a week... nothing major.
4. Wow, that is a lot on your plate, are you going to eat that all?
Yes, you don't know what Sodexo feeds me. I'm taking advantage of this food.
5. What's your major again?
Same as it was the last time you asked me...
6. What's your GPA looking like?
It's, um, up there, you know?
7. Are you taking to anybody special?
Nope, still single.
8. What are your plans for after college?
I'm still working on graduating.
9. What have you been up to lately?
Well, I have been watching a lot of Netflix.
10. What are your summer plans?
Look for an internship or a job; attempt to get my life together.
11. Are you staying out of trouble?
I haven't been arrested yet!
12. Are you getting enough sleep at school?
On a good day, I'm in bed by like, 1 a.m.
13. Why don't you ever come home and visit?
Next semester, I promise!!
14. I saw on Facebook your ex got a new girlfriend, they look cute together.
Thanks Auntie Janice, I'll be sure to look at that!