14 Leslie Knope Compliments For The Ann Perkins In Your Life

The Ann in your life deserves a Knope-worthy compliment, so take advice from the queen herself.

Apr 02, 2017

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14 Leslie Knope Compliments For The Ann Perkins In Your Life

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Do you ever find yourself struggling to find the perfect combination of words to communicate how you feel about that special person in your life? Whether it is a significant other, best friend, coworker or relative, there is no better place to seek advice than the master of the metaphor- Leslie Knope. The Ann in your life deserves a Knope-worthy compliment, so take advice from the queen herself.

1. You are a poetic and noble land-mermaid.

2. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful muskox.

3. You are an opalescent tree shark.

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4. You are a perfect sunflower.

5. You are a rainbow infused space unicorn.

6. You are a beautiful rule-breaking moth.

7. You are a beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.

8. You're a cunning, pliable, (insert appropriate hair color)-haired sunfish.

9. He'll never lasso another heifer as fine as you, Annie Oakley.

10. You're a tricky minx!

11. You're a beautiful spinster. (Bonus points if you offer to find them love.)

12. You are a beautiful tropical fish- smart as a whip, and cool under pressure.

13. You are the most beautiful, glowing sun goddess ever.

14. You are a beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life.

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14 Leslie Knope Compliments For The Ann Perkins In Your Life

The Ann in your life deserves a Knope-worthy compliment, so take advice from the queen herself.

1. You are a poetic and noble land-mermaid.

2. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful muskox.

3. You are an opalescent tree shark.

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4. You are a perfect sunflower.

5. You are a rainbow infused space unicorn.

6. You are a beautiful rule-breaking moth.

7. You are a beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby.

8. You're a cunning, pliable, (insert appropriate hair color)-haired sunfish.

9. He'll never lasso another heifer as fine as you, Annie Oakley.

10. You're a tricky minx!

11. You're a beautiful spinster. (Bonus points if you offer to find them love.)

12. You are a beautiful tropical fish- smart as a whip, and cool under pressure.

13. You are the most beautiful, glowing sun goddess ever.

14. You are a beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life.

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An open letter to the good-hearted people.

College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

1. Don’t buy Textbooks the first week of class.

2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

3. Don’t wear your lanyard or ID around your neck, it makes it obvious for everyone to know you’re a freshman.

4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

30. Do the extra credit!

31. DON’T Pick 8 am Classes!

32. Use the resources on campus.

33. Eat at Dining Halls to save meals or even cook your own food.

34. Make sure to pick your classes on time!

35. Make every day count! College goes by QUICK!

It's partly by choice.

1. I'm shy.

2. I'm picky.

3. Different interests

4. Differing maturity levels

5. I don't want to waste my time.

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