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14 Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Anyone

These valentine's card are guaranteed to make you giggle.

Kess Hendrix

Feb 12, 2017

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14 Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Anyone

Valentine's Day can be stressful for some people - people who feel that they should have a partner on February 14th. But hey! Hold your head up high! It's mainly a commercial holiday, so don't stress! You don't need anyone but yourself, but reading funny valentines is still a great way to pass the time. If you don't have a significant other just give one to a friend! Or to your mom! Or your cat! Or tape one to the mirror to giggle about whenever you pee! So here I've rounded up some of my favorite funny valentines for you to enjoy the Valentine's Day!

1. Everybody likes Finding Nemo and a good butt compliment.

2. Who doesn't like Eminem? This valentine is better than your mom's spaghetti.

3. A great pun is a great way to maintain any relationship.

4. A classic pun/compliment combo. It works on everyone. Hopefully your relationship stays better than the recent Transformers movies though.

5. And whoever receives this should love you for that.

6. Look at you go! Making Plato jokes and everything. Classic philosophers were never as cool as when you printed this out for your friend.

7. For the pessimists among us...

8. I think this is the best one to use to flirt with somebody. That probably tells you a lot about me.

9. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL! Who wouldn't want a Bill Nye science joke valentine?

10.This one is particularly pertinent for toddlers and college students.

11. Oh, this one gave me a good chuckle. I want to secretly leave this one in a friend's room and have them find it.

12. This is true love right here.

13. For your Harry Potter obsessed friend or family member.

14. It's not Life Alert anymore it's Love Alert.

Have a Happy Valentines Day! Make someone laugh!

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1. Everybody likes Finding Nemo and a good butt compliment.

2. Who doesn't like Eminem? This valentine is better than your mom's spaghetti.

3. A great pun is a great way to maintain any relationship.

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7. For the pessimists among us...

8. I think this is the best one to use to flirt with somebody. That probably tells you a lot about me.

9. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL! Who wouldn't want a Bill Nye science joke valentine?

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12. This is true love right here.

13. For your Harry Potter obsessed friend or family member.

14. It's not Life Alert anymore it's Love Alert.

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2. Those people who hand out flyers don't always try to stop you.

3. Creepy guys telling you to smile.

4. "I thought you were a bitch when I first met you."

5. People telling you you'd be "so much prettier if you smiled."

6. Doing your makeup and looking great, which somehow intensifies the bitch face.

7. Regularly explaining "it's just my face."

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That moment that someone you never looked twice at suddenly makes you do a double take out of no where.

But you can't have a crush, that's outrageous. It's all in your head.

Because you don't have a crush, there's no reason to tell anyone about anything. Right?

But then they do something irresistible and you start to lose it.

Now accepting the fact you have a crush, you have to keep it under control.

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Your obsession has become so bad, that your Facebook stalking is getting out of control.

But your friends will try and help move things along any way they can. That doesn't mean it will be any helpful though.

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You can't focus on anything because all your attention is on them and everything they do.

Anybody who comes near your crush is now an enemy, and you are willing to fight for your crush.

When you see them, you act like an idiot. Trying to hide your feelings may not be as discrete as you think.

Keeping your feelings inside will start to be harder and harder until you can't keep it inside anymore.

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3. Senioritis is more real than ever.

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