Although some pickup lines are completely ridiculous, there are a few out there that I think could work. Here are a few of my personal favorites. Who knows? They might come in handy someday.

1. Are you my appendix? Because I’ve got a funny feeling in my stomach making me think I should take you out.

2. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.

3. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

4. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

5. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

6. Want to go get coffee? Because I like you a latte.

7. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

8. I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

9. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

10. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

11. I’m a fermata, so hold me.

12. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

13. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice, handsome fellow?

14. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

So, next time you see that special someone, try using one of these fantastic pickup lines and see what happens. And, I apologize in advance for the fact that they will probably roll their eyes at you, make you feel completely mortified, and then walk away. But hey! At least you tried!