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13 Reasons The University Of Texas Has Ruined My Life

Warning for "future Longhorns."

Daja Martinez

Feb 15, 2016

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The University of Texas is known as one the best and most prestigious public colleges in the United States, but no one tells you that it will, in turn, ruin your life. This is my warning to all you "future Longhorns" before it's too late. You need to truly understand what you are getting yourself into. "Bleeding orange" is no joke. This article is completely based on true stories.

1. I have extremely high expectations for my future city after Austin (if I ever leave).

2. I own way too many burnt orange articles of clothing.

3. I have a love for steers that I never knew about. (RIP Bevo XIV.)

4. Everything is a challenge here, so I have to work way harder and handle way more stress than I did in high school.

5. I now take two to three naps a day.

6. Whenever I have a kid, I will have to control myself from pressuring him or her to go to the greatest university in the world.

7. The words "strong" and "smart" will forever hold a new meaning.

8. I am now forced to be athletic.

9. I feel a strong emotional connection to Mathew McConaughey, Vince Young, Kevin Durant and Colt McCoy.

10. I will forever have to do the clap in clap, clap, clap, clap "Deep In The Heart Of Texas."

11. I will forever be terrified of squirrels crawling on the table and literally eating off of my plate.

12. I know that I can never escape the eyes of Texas...at night or early in the morn...

13. Thanks to UT's motto, I am expected to change the world. Thanks for such high expectations.

HOOK 'EM! \m/

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13 Reasons The University Of Texas Has Ruined My Life

Warning for "future Longhorns."

1. I have extremely high expectations for my future city after Austin (if I ever leave).

2. I own way too many burnt orange articles of clothing.

3. I have a love for steers that I never knew about. (RIP Bevo XIV.)

4. Everything is a challenge here, so I have to work way harder and handle way more stress than I did in high school.

5. I now take two to three naps a day.

6. Whenever I have a kid, I will have to control myself from pressuring him or her to go to the greatest university in the world.

7. The words "strong" and "smart" will forever hold a new meaning.

8. I am now forced to be athletic.

9. I feel a strong emotional connection to Mathew McConaughey, Vince Young, Kevin Durant and Colt McCoy.

10. I will forever have to do the clap in clap, clap, clap, clap "Deep In The Heart Of Texas."

11. I will forever be terrified of squirrels crawling on the table and literally eating off of my plate.

12. I know that I can never escape the eyes of Texas...at night or early in the morn...

13. Thanks to UT's motto, I am expected to change the world. Thanks for such high expectations.

HOOK 'EM! \m/

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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