After countless requests and many wondering minds, I have compiled a guide on how to live like the one and only, Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon is a role model for many and his ways are inspirational, so I thought it would be important to let you all in on the secret. I hope Napoleon Dynamite blesses you as much as he's blessed my life.

1. Have a passion for helping the deaf

2. Acquire impeccable rhythm and dance abilities

3. Never back down from a fight

4. Have an emotionally supportive uncle named Rico

5. Be generous in your fishing donations

6. Live solely off Mexican cuisine

7. Have a fly brother named Kip

8. Give compliments excessively and unconditionally

9. Have lighting-fast, cat-like reflexes

10. Have latino friends with a sick, pimped out ride

11. Care for God's creation

12. Be #blessed with sick drawing abilities

13. Be the best "best friend" anyone has ever seen

13. Enjoy the little things in life. Celebrate the small victories.

These qualities are essential for leading a life similar to that of Napoleon Dynamite. But above all else, channel the inner persona of Napoleon himself. So if you ever see someone drinking 1% milk because they might think they're fat, tell them they're not and that they could be drinking whole if they wanted to. And ALWAYS ask people if they're gonna eat their tots...because they might not.

And with that, Napoleon bids you farewell.