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13 Times John Mayer's Tweets Said It Better In 140 Characters Or Less Than You Ever Could

He seems to have the brains to go with that beautiful voice of his.

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13 Times John Mayer's Tweets Said It Better In 140 Characters Or Less Than You Ever Could
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If you know me, you know that I have an obsession (maybe that’s a slight understatement) with John Mayer. Every single one of his songs are on my phone and his music brings a certain level of light to my life. Between his music and those looks (have you seen him?) it’s hard to believe he could get any better. Turns out, he’s established a great twitter presence, and his tweets do not disappoint. Here are 13 times John Mayer just said it the best.

1. When the new year hadn't even started, but he was already over it.

Let's be real, we all knew at least one thing we were already tired of before the clock reset.

2. I'd trust John to be the co-co-pilot of any flight I'm on.

At least it gives you something to focus on during any long flights.

3. Just a simple reminder...

Because IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

4. Maybe admitting it makes us less guilty.

5. The simplest, yet truest advice I've ever gotten.

I just came across this tweet today, yet I feel like it was meant for me... I know I can't be the only one.

6. Reverse psychology might be onto something.



7. I'm sure that makes their jobs easier, right?

As a future nurse, I'd appreciate the help.

8. Caffeine is the only thing that matters.

Serving would be a heck of a lot easier if customers didn't want their orders repeated. Plus I'd never forget that diet coke.

9. My thoughts exactly and daily.

Sometimes it makes the thought of waking up a little easier to handle.

10. Life's strangest predicament.


11. Honestly, it doesn't matter anyways.

Mystery bean broth is the only way to refer to espresso from now on.

12. What a mystery.

Although, I may be guilty of doing this myself.

13. Finally, the most important thing, that everyone needs to understand.

I try to keep this in mind every day, because being kind is always more important than appearance of yourself or anyone else.

From this glimpse into John Mayer's twitter, i'm hoping you can join in the love for JM himself and maybe even give him a listen.

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