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13 Thoughts Everyone Has Walking Into Purity

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13 Thoughts Everyone Has Walking Into Purity

The town of Ithaca, situated in upstate New York, is home to over 20,000 college students thanks to Cornell University and Ithaca College. The area itself is known for its beauty, mainly in the summer when everyone isn’t so depressed with the cold, gorges (because I mean Ithaca is gorges, right?), and the awesome wineries. Even though these are some pretty cool aspects that Ithaca boasts, there is one place in particular that is a true token of Ithaca, and that place is Purity.

Purity is just a great place to be. It’s such an iconic feature of Ithaca, and I know that when I walk through the doors, I will not be disappointed. Here are a couple of thoughts that I know I am not alone in thinking when I go to Purity.

1. "Oh my God, it smells like heaven in here!"

This statement is all too true. Whenever you walk through the doors at Purity, you're met with the overwhelming smells of baked goods, ice cream, and everything that's good in the world.

2. Two scoops or a sundae?

This is a very crucial decision to make and one that has the potential to be life altering. By getting two scoops you're able to try out new and fun flavors, but with a sundae you get a specialty ice cream of sorts. Either way is a win-win, but it's still a huge decision to make.

3. Is an "Oh my goodness" going to be enough?

Even though this may cross your mind, it is about 100 percent guaranteed that this amazing sundae will exceed your expectations.

4. Do I try a new flavor?

This is a tough one, because by sticking with what you know, you're not really branching out to the amazing flavor possibilities that Purity gives us, but by staying true to your designated flavor you know exactly what to expect.

5. How early is too early for ice cream...?

Never.

6. Thank God they serve breakfast.

This allows us to validate going in there at like 9 a.m.

7. Is it bad that the workers know my order?

This just shows that you are a valued, regular costumer.

8. Is it too soon to be back here?

Never.

9. Thank God for ice cream in December.

Even when it's cold out, people still need ice cream, the hot fudge will keep you warm.

10. I hope that the same people aren't working again...

This one always gets a little awkward.

11. I wonder how much those t-shirts cost...

This one will always be a mystery.

12. Oh my god, these cupcakes look amazing -- do I get one for later?

The answer is always yes.

13. This is definitely all my calories for the week.

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