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Hally Acuna

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13 Thoughts Every Girl Has Before Their First Cup Of Coffee

Hally Acuña

College is a rough place filled with either very happy or super abrasive people, and neither types can be handled without starting your day with a cup of coffee. But before you have that glorious cup of heaven, you are this monster that lives with a permanent scowl on your face and bad attitude; you are this lazy slob that needs your fix before anything will get done. Do you recognize yourself?

1. "I'm just going to go back to bed."

*Hits snooze button 48 times.*

2. "I can't skip this class again...can I?"

"How many absences do I get for this class? Oh yeah, I've already used them all."

3. "This is real. I have to get up."

"Okay, if you just through the day till 5 p.m., you can go to bed early."

4. "Ef, makeup - I don't care what I look like right now."

"This is college. No one cares that I don't have makeup on."

5. "This is a comfy clothes day."

"Okay, every day is comfy clothes day.

6. "Okay, I should have checked the weather."

"It's 53 degrees, and I'm in shorts - I'm an idiot."

7. "Why is everyone SO SLOW?!"

"This is not real."

8. "WALK FASTER."

9. "Seriously? Do I look like someone that wants to take your flyer?"

"Look at my face, and rethink your choices."

10. "Please stop talking to me."

"Again, look at me."

11. "This line would be a thousand years long."

"I'm pretty sure I need this coffee more than anyone else."

12. "I just want a cup of coffee. It should not take this long."

"9 a.m. is too early to starting trying new things - get your regular, and hurry up!"

13. "Thank you, God. I really needed this."

"Now I just need five more cups."

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1. "I'm just going to go back to bed."

2. "I can't skip this class again...can I?"

3. "This is real. I have to get up."

4. "Ef, makeup - I don't care what I look like right now."

5. "This is a comfy clothes day."

6. "Okay, I should have checked the weather."

7. "Why is everyone SO SLOW?!"

8. "WALK FASTER."

9. "Seriously? Do I look like someone that wants to take your flyer?"

10. "Please stop talking to me."

11. "This line would be a thousand years long."

12. "I just want a cup of coffee. It should not take this long."

13. "Thank you, God. I really needed this."

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1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

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1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

5. GIFs, on GIFs, on GIFs.

6. "I saw the cutest puppy on my walk to class this morning!"

7. "Do you remember when we ________ at ________?"

8. "I miss you."

Chances are, they have nothing to do with what you're actually supposed to be learning.

1. "I'm Tired."

2. "How many absences do I have left?"

3. "Did we have any homework?"

4. "Why is it so cold in here?"

5. "I'm hungry."

6. "What grade do I need to make on the final to get an A?"

7. "What time is it?"

8. "I want Starbucks."

9. "How is this going to help me in the future?"

10. "Will anyone notice if I leave early?"

11. "I really need to go to the bathroom."

12. "This class is so boring."

13. "I can't wait to take a nap after this."

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