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Aug 08, 2016

13 Things You Know To Be True If You Are A Nanny

So, I was going to make this a sappy post about how much I love kids and how their innocence and creativeness have changed me as a person. However, I am currently on vacation, having a blast with my adorable nephews, and they have kind of inspired me to write about the humorous side of being a nanny. So I've added some GIFs.

1. You have real-life birth control.*

And then just when you want one...

*Not 100% effective

2. You've given up on trying to explain they're not your kids when you go out.

"Isn't she the sweetest! You must be so proud."

3. You will do pretty much anything with your kids to entertain them even just for a second.

4. Baby wipes become the most glorious invention man ever created.

5. You feel the need to correct every person who assumes that you are "basically just a babysitter."

6. You learn to accept the honest truth from a small human with no filter.

7. Everything is dirty...all the time. Most of the time you don't even know what it is.

8. Figuring out how to sneak vegetables into their diet is an art you have now mastered.

9. But once in a while, when they notice, you use the power of sugar to bribe them into taking "at least 5 big bites."

10. You occasionally get into battles over wearing clean underwear and socially acceptable outfits.

11. Most the time you give in and decided to let them express their individuality.

12. But no matter what they wear or how many messes they make, you love your job more than you ever thought you could.

13. And you have probably gotten attached more than you should openly admit. Leaving is like the scene from "The Help." cue the tears

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1. You have real-life birth control.*

2. You've given up on trying to explain they're not your kids when you go out.

3. You will do pretty much anything with your kids to entertain them even just for a second.

4. Baby wipes become the most glorious invention man ever created.

5. You feel the need to correct every person who assumes that you are "basically just a babysitter."

6. You learn to accept the honest truth from a small human with no filter.

7. Everything is dirty...all the time. Most of the time you don't even know what it is.

8. Figuring out how to sneak vegetables into their diet is an art you have now mastered.

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10. You occasionally get into battles over wearing clean underwear and socially acceptable outfits.

11. Most the time you give in and decided to let them express their individuality.

12. But no matter what they wear or how many messes they make, you love your job more than you ever thought you could.

13. And you have probably gotten attached more than you should openly admit. Leaving is like the scene from "The Help." *cue the tears*

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

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4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

What does the world outside the library look like?

Can I read this entire book tonight?

I should have gone to class more often.

Did the professor even teach this?

What is the lowest grade I can get on this exam and still pass the class?

Should I just drop out of school now?

Finals are ruining Christmas.

Just wrote three sentences so time for a break.

Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

Brain hurts.

Time for a Facebook Break.

I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

13. And you have probably gotten attached more than you should openly admit. Leaving is like the scene from "The Help." cue the tears

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