"I Like Pineapple On Pizza"

Is this still disgusting? Yeah, but it's an opinion that can at least be defended. Just not by me.

"Nickleback Is My Favorite Band"

I still don't get what Nickleback did to any of us to deserve all of our hate.

"Tinder Gold Is Definitely Worth It"

Sure is! I love paying money to see a bot like my profile!

"Vaccines Cause Autism"

If he said this, we could at least say it's a straight up lie. Facts are way simpler than opinions.

Oh, wait.

"The Earth Is Flat"

Again, another thing we could just straight up fact-check.

"Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches"

Blasphemy!

"Pop-Tarts Are Calzones"

This is what happens when you allow hot dogs to be sandwiches!! We've opened Pandora's box, people!!

"I Still Watch 'The Cosby Show'"

I have a sinking feeling that not only does he still watch it, he enjoys it more now.

"I Have No Idea What I'm Doing"

I mean, at least this would be a true statement.

ALMOST ANYTHING THE HELL ELSE!!!

I mean come on!!! How hard is it to just NOT BE RACIST?!?!? How is that a thing you have to actively try to avoid???