The dreaded day is finally here.I can't stop thinking of all the things I'd rather be watching than Trump becoming our President. Here are 13 of those things.
1. Paint Drying
Yep, you read that right. I would literally rather watch paint dry on every single wall of a house than watch him become President.
2. Barney singing "I love you, you love me" for nine hours straight.
3. Someone running their nails across a chalkboard.
4. A tree losing every single leaf one at a time.
Not a baby tree either. I'm talking a giant ancient tree.
5. A continuous loop of birthing videos.
6. Jerry Springer for 48 hours straight.
7.Someone set my closet on fire.
8. Yo Gabba Gabba.
9.A snail race.
10. The wiggles.
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