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13 Things Only Professional Nappers Will Understand

Reading this will definitely make you want to take a nap, but that's OK because you've earned one.

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If you are anything like me, naps are bae. Your life basically revolves around naps. Like, "How many naps can I take today?" The answer: There is no limit. Everything can be solved by taking a nap. You're tired? Take a nap. Stressed? Take a nap. Hungry? Eat yourself into a food coma then take a nap. Naps are beautiful. Go take one after reading this article. You've earned it.

1. You wake up thinking about that nap you are going to take later in the day.

When you wake up in the morning, you are already tired. All you can think about is when the next time you will get to sleep again is, hopefully it will be soon.

2. Every bed you see just looks so welcoming.

Every time you walk past a comfortable looking chair, couch, or bed, it automatically has you wanting to take a nap.

3. You cancel plans just to sleep.

"Hey, do you want to hang out?" "Oh man, I'm so busy" really means I'm probably going to take a nap.

4. “I’ll just lay down for a few minutes.”


I'm just going to lay down for a 20 minutes and then you wake up three hours later.

5. You wake up and can’t remember if you took a nap or went to bed for the night.

Have you ever taken a nap and when you woke up you look out the window, you can't remember whether or not you went to bed for the night?

6. When you don't get your nap, you are really angry.


When plans change and you don't get a nap then you end up being cranking for the rest of the day.

7. Sometimes it's really hard to decide between eating, showering, and napping.


When you have a list of things to do and a nap is one of the options, a nap will always win.

8. Sometimes you try so hard to pay attention in class, but all you can think about is that nap you are going to take after.


You sit in class trying your hardest to pay attention to your professor's lecture, but all you can do is think about how awesome that nap is going to be afterward.

10. Everyone complains that you sleep too much.

Everyone you know complains about how much you sleep, probably because they don't get enough sleep themselves.

11. When you are stressed, you can solve it all by taking a nap.

12. If someone wakes you up from your nap, they will never be forgiven.

When someone wakes you up from a nap, a rage is released from deep within. You become a monster that no one can recognize. And they will never be forgiven for ruining your nap and life.

13. You’re already planning your nap tomorrow.


When you have a busy day the next day, you lay in bed looking for breaks in between your plans so you can plan a good nap or two.

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