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13 Things People From Long Island Want You To Know

It is not pronounced "Lawn-Guy-Land."

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13 Things People From Long Island Want You To Know

Going to school out of state can be tough, especially for Long Islanders. Whether you are going to school in a different part of New York State or across the country in California, here are 13 things people from Long Island would like you to know.

1. No one from Long Island actually pronounces it "Lawn-Guy-Land"

...and we've probably heard that joke at least 100 times so we might not be able to restrain ourselves from rolling our eyes if you say it.

2. We do not all worship Vineyard Vines

Yes, we may wear the brand religiously, but that is only because it is so versatile. Their long sleeve shirts are perfect for lazy days at the library and their button-ups are professional enough for presentations. Plus, their hats hide our unwashed post-Thirsty Thursday hair in class and they are cute (who doesn't love whales?).

3. We do not all play lacrosse

Even though lacrosse is a big sport on Long Island, the teams are actually pretty small.

4. We are not all rich

Just because we live on Long Island does not mean we are all Hamptonites. Nassau and Suffolk are two of the most expensive counties in the nation, so most of our money goes toward taxes.

5. We do not all have a house in the Hamptons

Again, not all of us can be the Kardashians.

6. We cannot pop into New York City whenever we want

Contrary to popular belief, Long Island is actually really big. It would take about four hours to get from New York City all the way to the east end. Anyone who lives towards the east end has at least a two-hour train ride to the city.

7. Most of us went to public schools, not private

8. Going to a deli on Long Island is a religious experience

A deli on Long Island is so much more than just the cold cuts section you see at Walmart. If you have not had The Gasm from Se-port deli, then you have not lived.

9. We really do have the best bagels.

The rest of the bagels in New York pale in comparison.

10. We really do have the best pizza.

Again, there is no competition.

11. Most of us live on the beach, but it is not a big deal.

If you live on the north or south shore of Long Island, you probably live on a private beach. No one actually uses these beaches except for high school students throwing parties.

12. We do not all know the Long Island medium.

Or talk like her, for that matter.

13. You live on Long Island, not in Long Island

There are only certain situations where you would say in Long Island, and yes, it does matter.

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