Us non-sports fans don't really know much about sports but not because we are too dumb to understand - simply because WE.DON'T.CARE. We do however know a lot about the fans...because lets face it its pretty much everyone else in the world. Y'all go crazy over your favorite team and it does not go unnoticed.

Here are things only non sports fans will understand:

1. Choosing your "team" based on who your family and friends choose.

2. Choosing your team based on their uniforms colors.

3. Knowing not to talk to your boyfriend when their team loses.

4. Never knowing who's playing in the super bowl or world series.

5. Only watching the super bowl commercials and performances.

6. The only athletes you know are Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom because of the Kardashians.

7. You wouldn't recognize LeBron James or Michael Jordan if you saw them.

8. You only go to sporting events to socialize or drink.

9. You only cheer when everyone else does so there is usually a three second delayed reaction.

10. When someone asks you what just happened you just have a blank look.

11. The favorite part of the game is when you get nachos or hot dogs.

12. What is this bracket thing?

13. Trying to understand the game and how it's played gives you a headache.

There ya it have folks. This is what goes through our/non sports fans minds.