1. Mile 1
This is a breeze. I can’t believe I actually spent time training for this.
2. Mile 2
Nothing can stop me. I’m invincible. Why don’t more people run these?
3. Mile 3
5k is finished. That’s like 1/4th of the race finished. That was too easy!
4. Mile 4
I still don’t feel tired. I feel on top of the world! The rest of this is going to be a breeze.
5. Mile 5
My legs are going to look so good when this is all said and done.
6. Mile 6
A 10k is done. That’s, like, almost halfway there. I can do this!
7. Mile 7
This water is jostling in my stomach and it makes me wanna throw up.
8. Mile 8
My legs are on fire. I want to go home. This isn’t fun anymore.
9. Mile 9
How can anyone do a full marathon ever?
10. Mile 10
That bush looks like it would make a cozy bed. Or that curb. Or that tree stump.
11. Mile 11
Am I actually hitting a wall? Can I actually do this? I just want to eat some bread.
12. Mile 12
Almost there. Let me cross that finish line even if I have to crawl.
13. Mile 13
There is no way this is a mile. This has to be at least 5 miles.
13.1
HOLY CHEETOS I DID IT!!!