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13 Stages of Running A Half Marathon

12. Just let me finish

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13 Stages of Running A Half Marathon

1. Mile 1

This is a breeze. I can’t believe I actually spent time training for this.


2. Mile 2

Nothing can stop me. I’m invincible. Why don’t more people run these?


3. Mile 3

5k is finished. That’s like 1/4th of the race finished. That was too easy!


4. Mile 4

I still don’t feel tired. I feel on top of the world! The rest of this is going to be a breeze.

5. Mile 5

My legs are going to look so good when this is all said and done.


6. Mile 6

A 10k is done. That’s, like, almost halfway there. I can do this!


7. Mile 7

This water is jostling in my stomach and it makes me wanna throw up.


8. Mile 8

My legs are on fire. I want to go home. This isn’t fun anymore.


9. Mile 9

How can anyone do a full marathon ever?

10. Mile 10

That bush looks like it would make a cozy bed. Or that curb. Or that tree stump.


11. Mile 11

Am I actually hitting a wall? Can I actually do this? I just want to eat some bread.


12. Mile 12

Almost there. Let me cross that finish line even if I have to crawl.



13. Mile 13

There is no way this is a mile. This has to be at least 5 miles.


13.1

HOLY CHEETOS I DID IT!!!



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