1. Every time your watch a Real Housewives show, you wonder why there isn't one for Fairfield County.
I mean have you seen these women?????
2. The second you enter Fairfield County, the amount of Jeep Wranglers goes up 10x, and most of the drivers are dads.
#Jeepwave
3. Every guy in your high school played lacrosse or football.
And most of them thought they were going D1.......... lol.
4. You spend your summers in Nantucket, Cape Cod, and Block Island.
5. In high school you would cross the border into New York just to buy beer.
Somehow 15 year olds figured out that New York liquor stores would let them buy 30s of Natty without getting carded.
6. Your childhood summers were spent at the snack bar of your country club eating endless chicken fingers and grilled cheeses.
Your family's number is engrained into your mind forever.
7. You spent all your money in Westport or Greenwich.
Brandy Melville, Oddz, LF, LuluLemon, Urban Outfitters only.
8. Your town has a designated hungover breakfast deli.
Every time you go there you see everyone you ever went to high school with. Shoutout CT Coffee.
9. It takes you 20 minutes to get to your friends house in the same town because of all the windy backroads.
If you can learn to drive on the streets of FFC, you can handle anything life throws at you.
10. You navigate any road trip based on the Merritt or I-95.
Everyone has a favorite.
11. Trying to catch the last train home from New York City on the New Haven line is an art form.
ITS 1:47 OUR TRAIN IS LEAVING GRAND CENTRAL IN 20 MINUTES. MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME IF I MISS THIS TRAIN.
12. You made sure to go to the one Alive @ 5 Thursday with a relevant artist.
And odds are that you have no memory of being there.
13. 203 over 860 any day.