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13 Signs You Might Actually Be Jessica Day

Who's that girl? It's Jess, or me? I'm not completely sure at this point.

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13 Signs You Might Actually Be Jessica Day
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New Girl is everyone's favorite TV show and Jessica Day is everyone's favorite person. She's quirky, dresses cute, and is all around amazeballs. The best thing about Jess though is not her wardrobe or her quick-witted humor. No, the best thing about Jess is that she is super relatable. We are all Jessica Day and here are 13 reasons why.

1. You're a super supportive friend.

No matter what you're going through in your own life, you're always there for your friends.

2. But you can also be a bad influence...

She wants to eat a whole pizza to herself? Go for it, you're not stopping her.

3. You will defend the reputation of desserts with your life.

Never trust a person who doesn't like desserts; that is the real Golden Rule.

4. You're known for your puns.

They may not always be the best, but people love you for it.

5. You act a little weird in front of cute guys.

You shouldn't blame yourself, cute guys don't make it easy on us.

6.You're incapable of being mean.

Try as you might insults just come out as nice advice, weirdly enough.

7. You're just a really nice person.

Let's face it, only the nicest of people have baby farm animal checks.

8. You're a romantic.

You go crazy for sappy movies and cute dates.

9. Spending nights alone watching Netflix is your fave thing.

Sometimes "me-time" is all you need.

10. You love helping others.

You are basically a modern Mother Theresa.

11. Your jokes miss their marks sometimes...

... but people still laugh because you're usually a lot funnier.

12. Dancing is your passion.

Not everyone is good at their passions, but that's okay.

13. This last one is so you it doesn't even need explaining.

Cookies beat confrontation every time.

There's all the proof you need. You are most likely Jessica Day. Go find yourself a Nick Miller.


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