Just admit it: right now, you have no idea what's going on. It's OK for now, but eventually you'll have to get yourself together. Until then, keep on doin' your thang and educate yourself on the tell-tale signs.
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1. You don’t have an answer for people when they ask you what you’re doing after college.
"Uhhhhh, grad school?"
2. You wash your lights and darks together in one load
"It's too much effort to separate everything."
3. You feel suspicious when you have nothing to do, because you’re always doing something.
"Wait, do I have homework?"
4. You spend money faster than you make it.
"Can someone spot me $7 for Jimmy Johns?"
5. You panic when the kid next to you pulls out an assignment at the start of class.
"Shit... did we have homework?!"
6. You contemplate throwing yourself in front of campus security cars on a daily basis.
"It'll only hurt for a second, then you'll have free tuition. Just do it."
7. You spend all your dining dollars on Starbucks.
"I have to have this mocha or I will die."
8. Your friends are getting married and having kids.
"I can't believe they're getting married. Just yesterday we were sticking crayons up each others noses"
9. You stay up until 1:00 or 2:00 every night watching food network and then complain about how tired you are the next day.
"Guys I'm literally so tired."
10. You sign up for the free bus pass you convinced yourself you'd use, and surprise! You never do.
"I'm totally going to go green and ride the bus. Who needs a car?"
11. You’ve declared and undeclared and re-declared your major...and minor.
*fills out declaration sheet like a pro*
12. Your catch phrase is “Wait, what…?
" Professor could you repeat that? I have no clue what you just said."
13. Your favorite words are “free” and “cancelled.”
"Class is cancelled today."
