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13 Of The Scariest Things

In honor of Halloween, I pulled out all the stops to scare your socks off.

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13 Of The Scariest Things
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Grab a stuffed animal or friend if you have one.

1. Your bank account

It's only two months into your first semester of college, but somehow all of your money is gone. It must be wizardry.

2. Your responsibilities

At the time, it may have seemed like a good idea to join 14 clubs while working a part-time job and taking 17 credit hours. Wait, how did this ever seem like a good idea?

3. Freshman 15

I swear the brownies in the dining hall call my name as I walk by. Eating healthy is a real struggle.

4. Saturday hangovers

For all you 21-and-over peeps, the struggle couldn't be more real. No wonder the dining hall serves brunch until 3 pm.

5. This election

*shudders* I don't even want to talk about this one. It which shall not be named is closing in to seal our doom. Thanks, Obama.

6. Facing your extended family on Thanksgiving

If there's one thing I don't give thanks for, it's all the questions about my career choice and future. Believe me, if I knew the answer it would be in my Instagram bio.

7. Climate change

If you don't believe it's real, you don't believe in science. Shoutout to France for banning plastic.

8. Campus food

It's gotten to the point where all the food is starting to taste the same. Follow my lead and start emailing your Mom recipes to make when you visit home.

9. Your love life

This could go two ways. You are either forever alone or "it's complicated." Not sure which one is worse.

10. Group projects

This needs no explanation.

11. How fast time flies

We only have two months left of 2016. TWO MONTHS. I honestly feel like it's still 2012.

12. Donald Trump

It's like someone plucked a villain from a movie and had him run for president.

13. The future

I can't even decide what I want to eat for dinner tonight let alone my career path.

There you have it, the 13 scariest things imaginable. Have a good but safe Halloween everyone. Stay spooky.

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