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13 Reasons Why Spongebob Would Make The Ultimate Best Friend

F is for friends who do stuff together.

Amanda Schwartz

Apr 04, 2016

University of New Hampshire

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13 Reasons Why Spongebob Would Make The Ultimate Best Friend

We all know and love that bright yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. I never thought I would be saying this, but I'm actually jealous of Patrick Star. Yes, I know it's strange to be jealous of a fictional character, but think about it -- Patrick has SpongeBob SquarePants as a best friend. Why would SpongeBob make the ultimate best friend you might ask? Well --

1. He is always down for an ice cream night.

2. He makes the ultimate dance partner.

3. Need a gym buddy?

4. There will never be a dull moment so long as you use your --

5. He is always available to take your calls

6. Or help you with your biology homework

7. Hungry? He just so happens to be the best fry cook around

8. And when it comes to entertainment, he doesn't need much to have a great time

9. But on the other hand, he sure knows how to throw a killer party

10. He will be there for you whenever and for whatever

11. And when you're sad, he is too

12. But he is also ambitious, so prepare yourself for some crazy adventures

13. Literally

Although SpongeBob is a fictional character, he does posses a lot of desirable qualities that I believe are important to look for in your friends. Just because you can't have SpongeBob as your real best friend, doesn't mean you can't look for your own real world SpongeBob.

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1. He is always down for an ice cream night.

2. He makes the ultimate dance partner.

3. Need a gym buddy?

4. There will never be a dull moment so long as you use your --

5. He is always available to take your calls

6. Or help you with your biology homework

7. Hungry? He just so happens to be the best fry cook around

8. And when it comes to entertainment, he doesn't need much to have a great time

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10. He will be there for you whenever and for whatever

11. And when you're sad, he is too

12. But he is also ambitious, so prepare yourself for some crazy adventures

13. Literally

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5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

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