Last week, my family and I unfortunately took our annual trip to Wyoming, and to prevent anyone else from making the same mistake, I had to chronicle all of the reasons no one should visit the God-forsaken state.

Take notes.

1. There are no good views.

2. There's no wildlife.

3. The flowers are abysmal, too.

4. Really, nature in general there, it sucks.

5. There's nothing fun to do.

6. The fishing is horrible.

7. And who likes horses?

Nobody.

8. The sunsets are pathetic.

9. The food is weak, especially when cooked over a fire.

10. Nothing cool happens there.

Really, nothing.

11. You see cows (and cowboy hats) everywhere.

12. There are campfires every night.

I mean, who likes the smell of a fire and s'mores?

But most importantly...

13. The people are the worst.

*Photography done by Morgan Smith.