Anybody who grew up in the late 90's and early 2000's probably remembers watching some incarnation of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Whether it was the live-action series or the animated series, there's a good chance you probably saw at least one episode. But this isn't about Sabrina, it's about the greatest world-conquering dictator in television history. Salem Saberhagen, megalomaniac genius and couch potato extraordinaire. Although I can rarely see the show these days thanks to a hectic schedule. I catch a few episodes on Hulu whenever I can. And midway through season four, I've realized that Salem would have had a bright future in academia. Today I'll give you 13 reasons why Salem Saberhagen would be a welcome addition to teach at any university.

1. He lays down the law on the first day of class.

2. He makes sure the whole class is listening.

3. He's multi lingual, so he can teach foreign exchange students!

4. He knows his expertise.

5. He's thinks about the future.

6. He doesn't cost much.

7. Lectures are not a problem for him.

8. He's got great personal stories that are totally relevant to class.

9. He expects great things from his students.

10. He empathizes with his students.

11. He has great career advice.

12. He knows how to praise his students.

13. He loves his students.

And there you have it. Salem would be the perfect professor for almost any occasion. So long as the students aren't allergic to him, he'd be the purrrrfect addition to any school... just keep him out of the engineering department. Don't need him to try and take over the world again.