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13 Reasons Why You Should Not Get a PitBull!

If you like PitBulls read this sarcastic article contradicting the fears many people have!

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13 Reasons Why You Should Not Get a PitBull!

Are you ready to meet the world's most vicious dog breed? It was really hard writing this article and trying not to be scared of all the scary things about Pitbulls. I hope when you read this you see how vicious and crazy they really are! Here is my list of the true nature of Pitbulls. I hope you're prepared to be bombard with this terrifyingly cute breed!

1. They hate showing affection … (as you can clearly see)

2. They are a danger to your children and family (you can’t even let your baby sleep alone)

3. They have no patience … (i see no patience here)

4. They are stubborn … (Aren’t we all?)

5. Their smiles are scary … (scary cute)

6. They aren’t scared of anything and will hurt anyone … (Right?)


7. They are bad with children … (can’t you see how scared this poor child is?)

8. They are sooooo hard to train … (that all you there buddy)


9. They are always wanting to fight … (look at those scary faces!)

10.You cannot have any other pets … (I think this is more if you have cat, they are assholes)

11.When they have a hold on you they never let go … (HUGS!)

12.Your furniture will never be the same … (Always hogging it)


13.They will attack you … (with kisses)

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