1. So are you just watching to see the hot guys?

That definitely is a plus, but no I just love football. Do you just watch to see the cheerleaders?

2. Do you even know positions besides Quarterback?

The amount of doubt you have in my knowledge is just astounding. Where shall I begin? I could work on the offensive side since you gave me a great head-start with quarterback...

3. Are you trying to impress a boy?

I genuinely enjoy the sport of football. I have no ulterior motives to watching this game other than enjoying it and hoping to get some fantasy points. Oh that hurts your fragile male ego...too bad.

4. Can you name the players without looking them up?

Should I start with the offense or the defense? Like any other fan, I know my team more than others, but I can name you the all-stars of most teams as well if that's sufficient enough?

5. Who is the coach? Who is the Defensive Coordinator? Who is the Waterboy?

Listing off a bunch of random questions that you don't even know the answer to does not seem too fair now does it. Getting the name of the ex-wife of the assistant offensive coordinator doesn't diminish my knowledge in anyway.

6. Do you even know the rules?

Well the refs blatantly missed that pass inference call, but then made it up later with the roughing the passer call. Go ahead and explain to me for 15 minutes what offside means while I try to tune you out and watch the game.

7. Do I need to explain to you what just happened?

You mean that A gap blitz by the middle linebacker where he sacked the quarterback? No I think I got it, but thanks for being so considerate. Without you I don't know if I could follow anything. #sarcasm

8. Are you going to make/bring food for everyone?

Do I look like Betty Crocker? I didn't think so. Get your own food because anything I do bring is solely for me.

9. Do you just like a team because of a boy?

If you count my dad who ingrained a love of the game from a young age and that love was also associated to a certain team. I will defend them to the death and no its not about a boy. I can make my own opinions and back them up.

10. Who helped you draft your fantasy team?

I did it all by myself. Shocking! A girl can put together a team on her own and actually beat people in fantasy football. This is just so revolutionary!

11. Do you have a jersey that is pink and sparkly?

Is that a joke? I have limited pink in my wardrobe to begin with and I also have a normal jersey just like anyone else.

12. Do you just watch the Super Bowl for the halftime show?

I actually don't care at all about the halftime show. I didn't turn this on to watch a concert performance; I want to watch football so excuse me while I go get another drink since I have a few minutes.

13. Can we change the channel if nothing is happening?

There are things happening.I can't miss a single moment good, bad, or ugly. You can't ruin this for me!

So this is to you all my fellow football-loving females and the endless BS we encounter. Don't let the haters get you down and just remember you always have your team.