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13 Pussies More Appropriate For Our New President To Grab

Given our new Commander in Chief's love for grabbing pussies, is pussy grabbing to become a new national pastime?

Kalynn Coy

Nov 09, 2016

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13 Pussies More Appropriate For Our New President To Grab

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On November 8, America elected a xenophobic, homophobic, sexist, racist, wall touting, sex offender over a politician with four decades of experience and a history of success, who happens to be a woman.

Given his new status as Leader of the Free World, President Trump may want to consider the following alternatives, if he hopes to continue his pussy grabbing legacy.

1. This hidden pussy

2. This sky diving pussy

3. This Pika- pussy

4. This bespectacled pussy

5. This eager pussy

6. This dapper pussy

7. This watchful pussy

8. This nasty pussy

9. This rein pussy

10. Twins?

11. This thirsty pussy

12. This tired pussy

13. This prayerful pussy, seeking some miracle to prevent Trump from taking office

Bonus: This still a better POTUS than Trump pussy

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Given our new Commander in Chief's love for grabbing pussies, is pussy grabbing to become a new national pastime?

1. This hidden pussy

2. This sky diving pussy

3. This Pika- pussy

4. This bespectacled pussy

5. This eager pussy

6. This dapper pussy

7. This watchful pussy

8. This nasty pussy

9. This rein pussy

10. Twins?

11. This thirsty pussy

12. This tired pussy

13. This prayerful pussy, seeking some miracle to prevent Trump from taking office

Bonus: This still a better POTUS than Trump pussy

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“I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.”

We have unique flirting skills.

We know how to fight back.

We pick pretty great friends.

We have a pretty great fashion sense.

We each have one heck of an imagination.

Hello, Upper East Side.

The women who are taking over the television game

1. Leslie Knope from "Parks and Recreation"

2. Liz Lemon from "30 Rock"

3. Meredith Grey from "Grey's Anatomy"

4. Olivia Pope from "Scandal"

5. Blair Waldorf from "Gossip Girl"

6. Carrie Bradshaw from "Sex and The City"

7. Annalise Keating from "How to Get Away With Murder"

8. Mindy Lahiri from "The Mindy Project"

9. Lisa Cuddy from "House, M.D."

10. The "Friends" Girls (Monica Geller, Rachel Greene, and Phoebe Buffay) from "Friends"

11. Temperance Brennan from "Bones"

12. Kate Beckett from "Castle"

13. Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles from "Rizzoli and Isles"

14. Olivia Benson from "Law and Order: SVU"

15. Robin Scherbatsky from "How I Met Your Mother"

Ugh, why is it so hard to be mean?

1. You are honestly kind of offended when people say you are a nice person

2. People think it’s cute when you act sassy

3. You always have people who annoy you but will not stop following you around

4. You often have trouble deciding how you want to present yourself to people

5. You have probably never actually hurt someone’s feelings

6. Finding friends is such a struggle

7. But actually, that is a joke because your flexible personality allows you to be friends with many people

8. You are secretly kind of (actually downright) jealous of queen bees, especially those from TV shows

9. You often read articles with titles such as “24 Reasons You're A Sasshole,” thinking they are going to be so relatable….

10. Sometimes you get really mad and wish you could actually come across as a total bitch…

11. …but at the end of the day, you are thankful for how nice you are

Every girl is guilty of number two.

You cut people off - fast!

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When you need to let others know exactly who you are.

Making new friends is not an easy task.

You have no problem tellin' it like it is.

Frenemies

You judge what other girls are wearing - hard.

Only your best friends see your emotions.

You've mastered the fake personality.

You have your very own Chuck Bass.

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