We all know what time of the semester it is...that time when classes are getting crazier, exams and test are happening at the same time, and sometimes you ask yourselves these questions or say some comments that you may not mean...or you may actually mean. Here is a list of my favorite phrases and some friends when I asked what are some questions they have heard or ask themselves already!
1. "If I'm not missing a test or important information, can I skip class?"
We have al checked our syllabus wondering when the perfect time would be to skip class...and turns out that the class you miss has was when they talked about the test and the information on the test..
2. "Why did I wait this long to start this midterm exam that I knew about since the first day of class?!"
Because we thought we had enough time before the due date...yet we wait until the day before or the day its due getting last minute information together.
3. "I hear they are still looking for strippers."
I mean...if it is going to be easier than these back to back test and quizzes plus projects and powerpoints on top of it...heck I will even due it in the deadpool outfit as well!
4. "Too much coffee? Never!"
Anything to keep us awake during the week since teachers believe we only have their class so they give us homework due the next class plus some extra on the side!
5. "Diet? You mean eating whatever I need to destress from classes?"
Don't you dare tell me I can't drink Sour Patch Kids, Lay's Back Honey BBQ chips, Brownie Brittle, One Minute Rice, and a Coke and it be bad for my diet! They are extremely important to my "Let's Stay Sane" diet during school!
6. "Why did teachers have all of their test due at the same time!?"
My poor brain I am so sorry that the teachers say they do not plan this, but for some reason it feels like it!
7. "Can I just drop out now?"
Because if it is not needed for my major, it will not ruin my GPA..that is for sure! WE OUT!
8. "Is hell week over yet!?"
It's okay I guess because my mind will come back to me...or not...it will be goo...as I am rolling on the floor in my own tears in a fetal position.
9. "Why did I take this class?"
My LAC's told me that I had to take this stupid class...
10. "it's fine. Everything is just fine."
*throws papers and syllabus on the floor and turns the computer off*
11. "Paper due at 11:59pm...turns it in at 11:55"
You never know how awesome it feels when you are racing against the clock and win like a BOSS!
12. "Morning classes are not allowed next semester."
Just...no.
13. "What grade do I need so my GPA doesn't drop?" *starts calculating minimum grades*"
So as long as I get A's in these four classes and B's in those two classes, if I get a C my GPA will survive this semester so this class can just suck it.
These are only a few of MANY questions or statements college students are asking or saying. I mean honestly nap time needs to be a class so I can have my required 15-30 minutes of peace and quiet from everyone. I hope that this helps you laugh a little bit during the week that literally is the week where you ask: am I even going to survive!?
