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The 13 Phases of Your 7:30 am Class

From getting up to getting out of there ASAP.

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The 13 Phases of Your 7:30 am Class
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I am currently a Junior in college, and all but one semester I have successfully avoided taking a class earlier than 11:00 am. I am not a morning person, I probably never will be honestly, and college has been the perfect schedule to adapt to that. I have been very spoiled, and this year that dream schedule has come to an end. These re the various steps of getting up, and out of your 7:30 am class.

1. Denial of your first alarm going off.

It has to be your roommates alarm making that annoying and VERY loud buzzing noise .. right?

2. Grudgingly snoozing your second alarm.

Okay, maybe it is your alarm, but there is a solid reason you have three alarms set each morning.

3. Realizing that you only have 20 minutes left when your third alarm goes off.

You had such high hopes of getting up at the first alarm last night.

4. Drinking your first cup of coffee for the day.


Is this what heaven is like?

5. Picking out an outfit that is both cute and requires minimal effort.


Currently wishing you had taken all online classes to avoid campus entirely.

6. Realizing you're supposed to be pulling on to campus but you're still pulling on pants.

Whoopsies..

7. Well you're already going to be late, you might as well stop for Dunkin' Donuts.


It's never a bad time for donuts.

8. Sneaking into the back of the classroom as silently as possible.


Sneaking or crashing? The world may never know.

9. "How is this class 3 hours?"


Time passes slower in class than it does on a slow day at work.

10. Trying not to fall asleep to the professors monotone voice.

There should have been an education class titled "Ways to keep your sleep deprived students awake during a boring lecture."

11. "I definitely just fell asleep ... I wonder if they noticed."


"The answer is 22!"

12. "He's glaring at me he definitely noticed."


They always notice..

13. When the professor lets you out 15 minutes early and you can finally go back to bed.

Quick, run before the professor gets reminded he forgot to assign homework.


Cheers to four(ish) years, and may the odds of late classes forever be in your favor.

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