QU is has a pretty diverse student body. However, there are plastics, jocks and mathletes just like every other school. When you walk into the cafe around feeding time, everyone is in their respective locations. You sometimes need a map to navigate where to sit and who to sit with. It's important to notice who's sitting in the front near the TV and who is sitting upstairs near the window.
1. The Student-Athlete
Most likely eating or on a field, court, rink or track somewhere and sometimes in the classroom.
2. The Health Science Student
They will probably try to convince you their major is way harder than every other major offered at this school.
3. The Feminist
4. The Fitness Freak
Most likely found crushing leg day in the Fitness Center and posting a progress pic on Instagram. What do they even carry in their gym bags besides a protein shaker and water bottle?
5. The Overachiever
Look in their planner and they have dedicated time to SPB, Intramurals, SGA and Greek Life. Do they sleep? Probably, but they can run on four hours and still get all their homework done before roommate Taco Tuesday.
6. The Liberal Arts Major
Found just beyond the woods and in CAS they are most likely analyzing the works of Virginia Woolf and Leo Tolstoy.
7. The OL
Most likely talking to "all their freshmen" about not using the cafe trays or wearing a lanyard around their necks.
8. The Qpac Girl
She'll cheer on the Bobcats at every sporting event, but send her into New Haven, and she'll exclaim her love for the Bulldogs.
9. The Misogynist
It's the 21st century, dude. Let the women live.
10. The Srat Star
She's the president and ruler of all. Her closet consists solely of J.Crew and nude heels.
11. The Frat Bro
He's probably updating his Snapchat with a cool new location to induce some serious FOMO. He's most likely wearing a button down or a $45 t-shirt.
12. The Helicopter Owner
It doesn't matter if the baseball team is good as long as the field is a regulation helipad. Did I hear Winter Break will be spent in the south of France?
13. The Abroad-er
They'll constantly compare QU to some magical European country. Hamden, Connecticut will never compare. Most of their Instagram captions scream, "wanderlust."