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13 Lessons Miranda Sings Has Taught Me

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13 Lessons Miranda Sings Has Taught Me

Miranda Sings, as quirky and dramatic as she can be, has a lot of life lessons to be learned. On the surface she doesn't look like she has much to offer to society, but trust me, she does. Her YouTube videos offer a lot of lessons to those who come across her channel, and these are just a few.

1. Find a multitude of hobbies/talent.

Singer...

Dancer...

Actress...

Model...

You name it. She does it. Miranda isn't scared to step out of the box. She'll do anything she sets her mind to—a good motto to live by.

2. Don't let people get away with their rude commentary.

"Are you kidding me?!" Don't let those haters get away with their crap. Give it right back to 'em.

3. I am not the only awkward person out there.

Miranda looks just like me going out to the clubs: lost and clueless. I am not alone.

4. It's good to have options.

Until all of your options become undesirable. But I guess to Miranda having five guys to choose from is worth it (who wouldn't want to date Joey and Connor?!).

5. Be sympathetic towards everyone.

Just keep everyone in your thoughts. It's the least you can do, even when you're too fabulous for them otherwise.

6. Confidence is totally socially acceptable (within reason!).

Everyone should just know they're beautiful. Just don't rub it in other people's faces.

7. Anything you can do...

Miranda can do better. I mean, she can DANCE! Forget Maddie Ziegler. Miranda clearly deserved the role in Chandelier.

8. Don't be porn!

It's the main takeaway from her Selp Helf Tour! Miranda doesn't like sinners so you better be covered up. (I guess Ariana Grande is the one exception to this rule?)

9. Some people need to be put in their place.

I mean, everyone needs to be knocked down a peg or two (even when you're in one of the most famous girl groups of your generation).

10. It's true what they say. Beauty really is pain.

Especially when you substitute a highlighter for eyeliner.

11. It's true. People hate children.

Not only do people not like kids, but in the world of Miranda everything is fair. It doesn't matter how old you are. If you're a sinner you'll pay, and you did in fact deserve your punishment.

12. Anything can happen.

Who would have thought?! A girl with overdone lipstick with a Netflix show? Anything really is possible!

And last but certainly not least...

13. HATERS BACK OFF!

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