13 Inexpensive And Punny Halloween Costumes | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

13 Inexpensive And Punny Halloween Costumes

'Tis the season to be spooky and hilarious!

195
13 Inexpensive And Punny Halloween Costumes
Gabby Orcutt

Good evening! It is October!! Do you know what that means?

It's Halloween time!

'Tis the season to get funkayyyyy. Anyway, Halloween is the month where you can let your freak flag fly. If you like bats, this is the month for you. If you have a strange obsession with pumpkins, it's your time to shine.

If you like skulls and the dead, that's kinda odd, but it's acceptable this month. This is the month where I can plaster my home in sparkly pumpkins, leaves and ghosts; and people are not allowed to look at me weird.

It's fall.

I will keep my sparkly pumpkins up until after thanksgiving, and then put my Christmas tree up. This is also the month where you can dress up with bat earrings, wear purple eye shadow, and not get looked at weirdly.

One of my other favorites is the puns! You can dress up as your favorite jokes. So, I put together some of my favorite punny costumes for this lovely Halloween.


1. Holy Cow!

All you need for this is a shirt with spots, a painted on nose, and a halo! Funny and great for any Halloween party!

2. Cereal Killer.


Is it the 31st, and did you just finish a box of cereal? Sounds like you just made a Halloween costume!

3. Reigning Cats & Dogs.


Do you remember that episode on New Girl where Shelby had the reigning cats & dogs and no one got it? Well, she did the hard work, and now it's primed and ready for you to wear it this year! Just get a few stuffed cats & dogs, a cape and a tiara!

4. Smart Cookie!


If you've got an old cap and gown sitting in your closet, put it to use one more time, and make a giant cookie. Now, you're a smart cookie!

5. Spice Girls.

I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. I want a cute costume!

6. Holy Guacamole.


Just like the holy cow, just wear a green shirt, make an avocado pit, and recycle your halo.

7. Social Butterfly.


We all know you're already not shy, so just find some butterfly wings, and print out the Facebook, Insta and Twitter icons!

8. Ceiling fan.


This is super simple, just get a shirt and some banners that say ceiling.

9. Chick Magnet.


You know that shirt all the guys in fourth grade had that said "chick magnet" and everyone was like "I don't get it?" Well, we are older now, and puns are in!

10. Dust Bunny.


Just wear something white, bring a duster, and some bunny ears. It'll be great!

11. Maroon 5.


Are you freaking out about finding a costume last minute? Just find your favorite maroon shirt, and write 5 on a piece of paper. Boom! You're costumed.

12. Deviled Eggs.


Some devil horns, and an egg costume. Sounds easy enough.

13. Pig In a Blanket.


Wear pink and wrap yourself in a blanket. Honestly, I'm a piggy in a blanket anytime I wrap myself in a blanket.


Just remember, you can be whatever you want. Why not be something hilarious?
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
ross geller
YouTube

As college students, we are all familiar with the horror show that is course registration week. Whether you are an incoming freshman or selecting classes for your last semester, I am certain that you can relate to how traumatic this can be.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

Bonus points if it is more than two.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends

Whether you're commuting or dorming, your first year of college is a huge adjustment. The transition from living with parents to being on my own was an experience I couldn't have even imagined- both a good and a bad thing. Here's a personal archive of a few of the things I learned after going away for the first time.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

Economic Benefits of Higher Wages

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

300286
Illistrated image of people crowded with banners to support a cause
StableDiffusion

Raising the minimum wage to a livable wage would not only benefit workers and their families, it would also have positive impacts on the economy and society. Studies have shown that by increasing the minimum wage, poverty and inequality can be reduced by enabling workers to meet their basic needs and reducing income disparities.

I come from a low-income family. A family, like many others in the United States, which has lived paycheck to paycheck. My family and other families in my community have been trying to make ends meet by living on the minimum wage. We are proof that it doesn't work.

Keep Reading...Show less
blank paper
Allena Tapia

As an English Major in college, I have a lot of writing and especially creative writing pieces that I work on throughout the semester and sometimes, I'll find it hard to get the motivation to type a few pages and the thought process that goes behind it. These are eleven thoughts that I have as a writer while writing my stories.

Keep Reading...Show less
April Ludgate

Every college student knows and understands the struggle of forcing themselves to continue to care about school. Between the piles of homework, the hours of studying and the painfully long lectures, the desire to dropout is something that is constantly weighing on each and every one of us, but the glimmer of hope at the end of the tunnel helps to keep us motivated. While we are somehow managing to stay enrolled and (semi) alert, that does not mean that our inner-demons aren't telling us otherwise, and who is better to explain inner-demons than the beloved April Ludgate herself? Because of her dark-spirit and lack of filter, April has successfully been able to describe the emotional roller-coaster that is college on at least 13 different occasions and here they are.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments