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13 Hilarious Puns To Make Your Day Better

If you're feeling a litte blue, enjoy this article to brighten up your day!

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13 Hilarious Puns To Make Your Day Better
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This article is for if you have had a bad day, week, or just in need of a good laugh. Puns are my favorite form of comedy and I love to tell them to others in hopes that they will bring them some laughter to brighten up their day. So sit back, relax and prepare to share a giggle or two. Hopefully this article will make your day better, and hey you might even find your new favorite joke!

1. What is a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

"A-shoe!"

2. Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

3. What did baby corn say to momma corn?

"Where is Popcorn?"

4. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I am not sure what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.

5. Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi.

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7. "Why is there music coming out of your printer?"

"Oh that must be the paper jamming again!"

8. If towels could tell jokes, they would have a dry sense of humor.

9. Do you know how to make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

10. Some chemistry labs are like a big party. Some drop the acid while others drop the base.

11. Alphabet soup? More like Times New Ramen, am I right?

12. What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

And of course I saved my all time, personal favorite pun for last.

13. What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.


I hope you got a good laugh or at least a chuckle out of these corny, but pretty hilarious puns. Share this article to continue to spread the laughter and make someone else's day better!

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