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13 Hilarious Puns To Make Your Day Better

If you're feeling a litte blue, enjoy this article to brighten up your day!

Darcy Dingman

Jun 27, 2016

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13 Hilarious Puns To Make Your Day Better

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This article is for if you have had a bad day, week, or just in need of a good laugh. Puns are my favorite form of comedy and I love to tell them to others in hopes that they will bring them some laughter to brighten up their day. So sit back, relax and prepare to share a giggle or two. Hopefully this article will make your day better, and hey you might even find your new favorite joke!

1. What is a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

"A-shoe!"

2. Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

3. What did baby corn say to momma corn?

"Where is Popcorn?"

4. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I am not sure what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.

5. Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi.

7. "Why is there music coming out of your printer?"

"Oh that must be the paper jamming again!"

8. If towels could tell jokes, they would have a dry sense of humor.

9. Do you know how to make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

10. Some chemistry labs are like a big party. Some drop the acid while others drop the base.

11. Alphabet soup? More like Times New Ramen, am I right?

12. What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

And of course I saved my all time, personal favorite pun for last.

13. What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

I hope you got a good laugh or at least a chuckle out of these corny, but pretty hilarious puns. Share this article to continue to spread the laughter and make someone else's day better!

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

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2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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