1. Detergent - Laundry sauce
2. Pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, etc - Sleeping condiments
3. Rakes - Yard combs
4. Regular bread - Raw toast
5. Grass - Earth fur
6. Shampoo - Hair soap
7. Gloves - Hand socks
8. Socks - Feet gloves
9. Pooping - Disingest
10. Lotion - Skin softener
11. Milk - Cereal water
12. Back of your knees - Leg pits
13. Buttons - Pants locks
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