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12 End-of-the-Year "Thoughts" From Andy Dwyer

If I can just make it through Dead Week, I'll be good.

Rachel Stadeli

Apr 30, 2018

Corban University

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12 End-of-the-Year "Thoughts" From Andy Dwyer

The end of the year is upon us!

1. Hooray! Summer!

2. But... it's going to be SO. FLIPPING. HOT.

3. What will I do over the summer? Get a job? Actually take a crack at my reading list? Become a hermit in the Cascade Mountains?

4. Wait... before I can get to summer, I have to get to finals week!

5. And half my friends are graduating!

6. But, hey... I'm going to be a senior next year.

7. Wait a minute. I'm going to be a senior next year.

8. I'll have to... ADULT!

9. Do I have any rich relatives that would take me in?

10. If I can just make it through Dead Week, I'll be good.

11. I HAVE A FREAKING CREATIVE WRITING DEGREE! WHO WILL WANT ME AS AN EMPLOYEE?

12. Finally, this is me, thinking about my student loans:

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12 End-of-the-Year "Thoughts" From Andy Dwyer

If I can just make it through Dead Week, I'll be good.

1. Hooray! Summer!

2. But... it's going to be SO. FLIPPING. HOT.

3. What will I do over the summer? Get a job? Actually take a crack at my reading list? Become a hermit in the Cascade Mountains?

4. Wait... before I can get to summer, I have to get to finals week!

5. And half my friends are graduating!

6. But, hey... I'm going to be a senior next year.

7. Wait a minute. I'm going to be a senior next year.

8. I'll have to... ADULT!

9. Do I have any rich relatives that would take me in?

10. If I can just make it through Dead Week, I'll be good.

11. I HAVE A FREAKING CREATIVE WRITING DEGREE! WHO WILL WANT ME AS AN EMPLOYEE?

12. Finally, this is me, thinking about my student loans:

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

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2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

Nope, never.

1. "No more spending money on useless things"

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4. "I will take great notes in all of my classes"

5. "Goodbye, procrastination"

6. "I had a great, relaxing weekend"

7. "I don't miss homemade food"

8. "I'll start studying for finals one month early"

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1. Sunshine

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3. My Mom

4. My Dad

5. My Sisters

6. College

7. My House

8. My Job

9. My Car

10. My Roommate

11. Coffee

12. Puppies

13. When my favorite song comes on the radio

14. Warm summer nights and bonfires

15. Good Food

16. Netflix

17. Long runs

18. A good night’s sleep

19. Outdoor concerts

20. Waking up on Christmas morning

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