Have you ever just browsed Urban Dictionary and discovered the most ridiculous words and/or phrases? Well I have, and here are 12 of them that are sure to make you LOL:

Askhole (noun): Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

“Your friend, Samson, is such an askhole! He never stops asking me questions about Star Trek!“

Bragplaining (verb): When you complain about something for the sole purpose of bringing it up in conversation to brag about it.

“I can’t believe I made out with him, he’s a total 7. I normally only make out with 8’s.”

Wikidemia (noun): An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.

“My teacher read my paper out loud to the class. She has no idea that it’s just a fine piece of wikidemia.”

Gintz (verb): To get screwed out of something that is rightfully yours.

“Kanye totally gintzed Taylor on stage.”

Sargasm (noun): Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

“Hey mom, thanks for the hideous Christmas gift. No really, I’ve always wanted a purse with unicorns on it.”

“Don’t have a sargasm, Bertha.”

I-Peeper (noun): a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

“Hey Vladimir, can you stop I-Peeping me while I listen to the Teletubbies soundtrack? It’s getting kind of weird.”

Face Boner (noun): A case of classic cheesin' in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

“Stacy gets a face boner whenever she starts talking about her rich fiancé.”

Minger (noun/adj.): A male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down. Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category.

“Gosh, that girl is so mingy, her parents should probably just lock her away in a tower.”

Pregret (verb): The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.

“I pregret all the choices I’m going to make while drinking tequila tonight.”

Jive Turkey (noun): One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. A bullshitter.

“You weren’t in Vietnam, you jive turkey.”

Hiberdating (verb): Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.

“What is Tabitha up to?”

“She’s probably still in hiberdation with Dequandre.”

Eglaf (everything): A word that literally has no meaning. It can be used in place of any word.

“I eglaffed all over my exam.”

“My car is a giant eglaf.”

“I love my puppy and his eglaf.”