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13 Trump Tweets Sure To Make You Laugh... Or Cry

Nothing like some good Trump literature to keep us in the spirit for the upcoming election.

Elise Tessin
Jun 07, 2016
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13 Trump Tweets Sure To Make You Laugh... Or Cry
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Since the primaries are over, I thought it might be necessary to compile a few pieces of literature from the Twitter account of the one and only GOP candidate standing. Maybe you can bookmark this in your list of justifications for fleeing the country. At least his character is pretty transparent via his eccentric vocabulary and symbolism...

1. An older piece, but still essential to the collection. After all, we would have been so lost without his input and expertise over the legitimacy of Obama's Presidency.

2. I bet he gives good relationship advice.


3. Good point. I didn't realize our country is equivalent to a needy man. I'll keep that in mind when it's time to vote.


4. My own intelligence has been shown. I have respect for you and your well-developed brain (and grammar).


5. Wait, didn't you just say you had one of the highest I.Q.s out there? If so, then why would you even feel the need to waste your breath in this rebuttle? Don



6. Interesting. Apparently they really did a good job creating the science that backs it up, too.


7. And so the loving relationship between trump and "Many Hispanics" begins. Classic.

8. The continuation of the Trump-Hispanic love story. I'm pretty sure Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican celebration but Trumps I.Q. is higher than mine so what do I know?

9. So much for the love. His high I.Q. requires him to specify the difference between a fence and a wall, which is apparently quite significant.

10. Eloquent choice of words, but could you really expect a Naval Academy graduate to measure up to your superb intelligence?


11. A classic, hard-hitting continuation of the necessary bashing of other significant figures in America. After all, if Trump doesn't call out the truths hidden in the political-correctness of our society, then who will?

12. Even more important than your I.Q. is how rich you are. Money may not be able to buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you a pretty house in the mountains!

13. The culmination of it all. Read it and weep. A man known for his money, bad hair, obsession with walls, and apparently his elite tweet writing... and he's our potential President. I'm moving to Germany and taking the tweet stash to remind me to not come back.

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