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13 Trump Tweets Sure To Make You Laugh... Or Cry

Nothing like some good Trump literature to keep us in the spirit for the upcoming election.

Elise Tessin

Jun 07, 2016

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Since the primaries are over, I thought it might be necessary to compile a few pieces of literature from the Twitter account of the one and only GOP candidate standing. Maybe you can bookmark this in your list of justifications for fleeing the country. At least his character is pretty transparent via his eccentric vocabulary and symbolism...

1. An older piece, but still essential to the collection. After all, we would have been so lost without his input and expertise over the legitimacy of Obama's Presidency.

2. I bet he gives good relationship advice.

3. Good point. I didn't realize our country is equivalent to a needy man. I'll keep that in mind when it's time to vote.

4. My own intelligence has been shown. I have respect for you and your well-developed brain (and grammar).

5. Wait, didn't you just say you had one of the highest I.Q.s out there? If so, then why would you even feel the need to waste your breath in this rebuttle? Don

6. Interesting. Apparently they really did a good job creating the science that backs it up, too.

7. And so the loving relationship between trump and "Many Hispanics" begins. Classic.

8. The continuation of the Trump-Hispanic love story. I'm pretty sure Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican celebration but Trumps I.Q. is higher than mine so what do I know?

9. So much for the love. His high I.Q. requires him to specify the difference between a fence and a wall, which is apparently quite significant.

10. Eloquent choice of words, but could you really expect a Naval Academy graduate to measure up to your superb intelligence?

11. A classic, hard-hitting continuation of the necessary bashing of other significant figures in America. After all, if Trump doesn't call out the truths hidden in the political-correctness of our society, then who will?

12. Even more important than your I.Q. is how rich you are. Money may not be able to buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you a pretty house in the mountains!

13. The culmination of it all. Read it and weep. A man known for his money, bad hair, obsession with walls, and apparently his elite tweet writing... and he's our potential President. I'm moving to Germany and taking the tweet stash to remind me to not come back.

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Nothing like some good Trump literature to keep us in the spirit for the upcoming election.

1. An older piece, but still essential to the collection. After all, we would have been so lost without his input and expertise over the legitimacy of Obama's Presidency.

2. I bet he gives good relationship advice.

3. Good point. I didn't realize our country is equivalent to a needy man. I'll keep that in mind when it's time to vote.

4. My own intelligence has been shown. I have respect for you and your well-developed brain (and grammar).

5. Wait, didn't you just say you had one of the highest I.Q.s out there? If so, then why would you even feel the need to waste your breath in this rebuttle? Don

6. Interesting. Apparently they really did a good job creating the science that backs it up, too.

7. And so the loving relationship between trump and "Many Hispanics" begins. Classic.

8. The continuation of the Trump-Hispanic love story. I'm pretty sure Cinco De Mayo is a Mexican celebration but Trumps I.Q. is higher than mine so what do I know?

9. So much for the love. His high I.Q. requires him to specify the difference between a fence and a wall, which is apparently quite significant.

10. Eloquent choice of words, but could you really expect a Naval Academy graduate to measure up to your superb intelligence?

11. A classic, hard-hitting continuation of the necessary bashing of other significant figures in America. After all, if Trump doesn't call out the truths hidden in the political-correctness of our society, then who will?

12. Even more important than your I.Q. is how rich you are. Money may not be able to buy you happiness, but it sure can buy you a pretty house in the mountains!

13. The culmination of it all. Read it and weep. A man known for his money, bad hair, obsession with walls, and apparently his elite tweet writing... and he's our potential President. I'm moving to Germany and taking the tweet stash to remind me to not come back.

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A Christmas Story (1983)

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Home Alone (1990)

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

A Charlie Brown Christmas

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970)

The Polar Express (2004)

The Santa Clause (1994)

Frosty the Snowman (1969)

A Christmas Carol (1992)

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

Elf (2003)

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You wear your suffering as a badge.

You proofread every text and social media post you write.

You cringe when you read a non-English major's paper,

You could spend all day in a library.

"The Office" is a mockumentary based on everyday office life featuring love triangles, silly pranks and everything in between. It can get pretty crazy for just an average day at the office.

The good old days are always happening now, so live in the moment.

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The Dundies are cooler than the Oscars.

Everybody has a Toby, and they are just someone you have to learn to deal with.

Group pictures are hard to take (especially jumping pics).

It's never too early to eat ice cream.

Schrute’s are always prepared for anything.

Except pop culture references...

Holidays are important and a very good reason to host any kind of party.

There will always be cynical co-workers to deal with.

Putting things in Jell-O is a great use of your time.

Sometimes funny voices and personas make awkward situations easier (just ask Prison Mike).

That places you may not always love can bring you the people you love.

Determination is an important characteristic to possess.

Sarcasm is essential in everyday life.

Love can be really weird.

At Halloween time, it is trivial to come with your best costume ready.

Friendship is long lasting no matter where the future takes you.

Pranks are funny no matter the age.

Goodbyes are hard, but reunions are worth it.

Blogs are confusing.

"That's what she said" jokes will never get old.

Jim Halpert can say so much with just a look at the camera.

Bros should always come before hoes because...

Declaring bankruptcy isn't as hard as we all thought.

Office places can be weird and stressful at times.

Michael Scott loves Dunder Mifflin and the Scranton Office more than anything.

"The Office" truly does have a lot that it can teach us.

Ah, pre-med: home of the dead at heart.

1. You have forsaken all your friends for coffee.

2. 8 hours of sleep? Try 4 instead.

3. Everyone asks you for medical advice, even though you’re not a doctor yet.

4. Your second home is the library.

5. Almost all of your nightmares are about school and exams.

6. You don’t see the problem with taking 3 technicals in one semester.

7. Research, research, research, research, research.

8. You volunteer more than any of your friends.

9. You like going to labs more than going to lecture.

10. But, you know it’ll all be worth the struggle the day you don that white coat and call yourself a doctor.

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