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12 Times The Election Was Your Last Relationship

Hillary and Trump could secretly be dating and the world would never know.

Zachary Downes
Oct 10, 2016
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12 Times The Election Was Your Last Relationship
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The presidential election is less than a month away. Donald Trump is the front-runner for the Republican Party (yeah, the guy who thinks Mexico is going to pay for a wall that he wants to build) and Hillary Clinton is the face of the Democratic Party (even after the Democratic Convention when emails revealed that the heads of the convention favored Bernie Sanders).

The two have been going at each other's throats on social media like two children fighting in a candy store. Each candidate has their own personal skeletons in their respective closets. As you watch the country decide on the fate of the future, which is TERRIFYING, you cannot help but think this is all deja vu to you. Actually, it sounds a lot like your last, horrid relationship. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the mainstream media's version of anyone's last relationship.


1. When Your Ex-Bae Had to be Extra, Making You Late to Every Party..

2. When Your Ex-Bae Was Overly Jealous of Your Other Guy Friends, Forbidding You From Going Out With Your Friends..

3. The Pictures You Would Get of Your Ex, At The Bar, With The Girl Next Door While You Were Dating...

4. When Your Ex Would Start Something at a Party and Your Best Friend Would Step in to Prevent a Public Meltdown From Happening..

5. Even Though You Hated That Relationship, There Was Always That Couple That Tried To One Up You Both But Never Succeeded...

6. When Your Ex Found Out You Had Some Shady Investments...

7. When Your Ex Found Out You Were Sharing Your Relationship Secrets Through Texts...On A Private Phone...

8. When You Both Had to Act Like Everything Was Okay in Public...

9. When You Took Your Fight To Social Media to be That Couple Everyone Loves to Follow...

10. When You Were Trying to Look Fly as Hell But You Went Too Hard in the Spray Tan...

11. When You Were Trying to Have Lunch But You Saw Your Ex Steppin' Out With The Girl From The Bar...

12. Then, You Find Out Your Ex's New Girl Had Nudes Leaked On The Internet...




Remember to go vote on November 8th!

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