1) When you first arrive on campus

The Magical Mystery Tour

Is waiting to take you away

2) The inevitable 8:10 AM class struggle

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head

Found my way downstairs and had a cup

Looking up, I noticed I was late

3) When you realize “adulting” isn’t nearly as fun as you thought it would be

And now my life has changed in just so many ways

My independence seems to vanish in the haze

4) When people try to get you to do drugs and you’re not sure how best to say “no”

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

5) When you’re looking for a match on Tinder

Ah, look at all the lonely people...

6) When a professor gets really into his subject matter but nobody likes his class

Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near

7) When you experience one of many identity crises

It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out

8) When a friend gives you that extra burst of courage you need to go talk to a cute person at a party

You were made to go out and get her

9) Whenever you’re in that one ridiculously boring class

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

10) When you try to negotiate grades with a professor

Try to see it my way

11) When you doubt the work ethic of your partner(s) in a group project

Don't let me down

12) When you forget about a test until the day of