1. Thank God for this pantry.

2. Will the house get broken into?

3. Do I have to let them win all the games?

4. No one will notice if the diapers don't get changed.

5. I am not paid enough for this.

6. I'm just gonna text the entire time then play/laugh with the kids when the parents get home.

7. Can they just settle down and watch a movie?

8. Will the kids run away if I go to the bathroom? What happens if I clog their toilet?

9. Do I have to do the dishes?

10. What if I don't get the kids to sleep before the parents get home?

11. What if I fall asleep before the parents come home?

12. Get me out of here.