We're just about halfway through "The Bachelorette," and we're all rejoicing over the fact that Chad has left the mansion. The attractive 28-year-old luxury real estate agent managed to fake his way through the first few rose ceremonies. However, it wasn't long until our gorgeous Texas native bachelorette found the phoniness and finally saw Chad's true demeanor. Until she gave him the final goodbye, however, viewers sat on the edges of their seats, waiting for JoJo to catch Chad in the act of threatening the other bachelors, having angry outbursts and basically crushing on himself.

Let's be real - he loves himself way more than he would ever love JoJo.

During the most recent episode, we see JoJo, Alex and Chad taking a hike. Alex ratted Chad out while having one-on-one time with JoJo. After finally getting Chad to confess his actions, JoJo gave him the boot he deserved and Alex the rose.

I know I was making fun of Chad during these past few episodes, and I know that you were, too.

Here is a list of 12 things that we all knew Chad was thinking during this season, as told by the (immature) man himself.

1. She doesn’t need to know about my past, she just needs my body.

2. I’m so hot.

3. I know this is supposed to be about JoJo, but food.

4. She should pick me, because I know best.

5. Curse Evan and his personality that is nicer than mine.

6. Hopefully this rock will outweigh my jerk side.

7. Evan.

8. How much longer can I keep up my two-sidedness?

9. I didn’t do it (even though I totally did).

10. The mess I just left behind.

11. If Ben can break her heart, I can too.

12. I don’t know how I made it this far into the show, either.