1. I have plenty of time!

Three whole days to figure things out, move in and party with friends!

2. First night back!

I get to party with people I haven’t spoken to in months and probably won’t talk to much in the semester!

3. First party of the semester.

It would make sense to pace myself since it’s the beginning of the week, but how will my peers know that I’m cool if I don’t binge drink?

4. Still plenty of time!

Although I spent the entire morning intermittently vomiting and setting up a futon a strange man sold me over Facebook.

5. I forgot to go grocery shopping like I said I would.

Beer for dinner it is then.

6. This party isn’t great.

But at least it properly reflects RIT’s demographics: mostly sweaty white dudes.

7. Oh shit, tonight’s my last night of the summer!

8. I’m going grocery shopping tonight.

I have a recipe for salmon terrine with a mixed walnut kale salad. Starting this semester off right!

9. Just kidding, Calios it is.

Fuck it, make it a pound.

10. Oh god, I have to make so many first impressions tomorrow.

11. Maybe if I stay up late enough, it will be night forever.

Denial is a fun thing.

12. Listening to a professor read their syllabus verbatim at 8 a.m. is double the fun when you’re going on four hours of sleep.

Happy fall semester, everyone!